Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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