singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
