sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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