I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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