Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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