Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
time to smoke my breakfast
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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