Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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