I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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