2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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