I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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