My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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