Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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