Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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