i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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