I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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