I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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