Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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