Yo dont text me then not text me
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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