i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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