my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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