If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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