dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
