Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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