Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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