dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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