Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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