I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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