Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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