He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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