i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
