You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what if I'm pregnant?
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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