they need to just BURY HIM!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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