its not stalking. its research.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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