The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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