I will die if light touches me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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