How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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