I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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