you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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