my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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