The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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