then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Maybe he injected his testicle?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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