I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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