Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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