I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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