I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Houston, we have a squirter
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Holy sore nipples Batman
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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