if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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