Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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