she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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