I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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