What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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