Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
they need to just BURY HIM!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Life is so much better after having sex.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
false alarm, still single
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