dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
