? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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