found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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