Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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