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dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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