Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life