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• (718): View more from New York

  so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Eric got herpes from Jo-ann

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  That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian

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• (650): View more from California

  my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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  and she bought it?!?

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  yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Beer Popsicles are better in theory

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• (406): View more from Montana

  A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick

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• (281): View more from Texas

  that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...

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