You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?