dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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